Chapter 1 IT’S A FINE LIFE
Top 10 Reasons to Become a Nurse
Top Ten Reasons to Become a School Nurse
You Know You’re a Nurse When
You Might Be an Emergency Room (ER) Nurse If…
Celebrate! Celebrate! Dance to the Music of Nursing
So What Really Made You Become a Nurse?
You Know It’s Gonna Be a Day When…
Your Patient’s a Nurse When…
10 Signs You Have Become Obsessed with Home Care
You Might Be a Nurse If…
Top Ten Reasons Why I Went into Nursing
You May Have Too Much Experience as an Emergency Nurse if…
Top Ten Signs That It’s Going to be a Bad Shift
You Know You’re a Nurse When…
Chapter 2 LOOKIN’ GOOD BUT FEELIN’ BAD
Need You Ask?
What a Weekend!
The Crisis of Today
Not Just Window Dressing: Gowns as the Latest Fashion
‘Twas the Night before Christmas: Codes for the Holidays
Fire Drill Protocol
More “Official Explanations” of Emergency Nursing
Hold the Mayo
Pre-op Instructions as Our Patients Hear Them
How High is Too High?
Even Nurses Have to Laugh
Chapter 3 YOU’RE THE TOP
Treat Your Nurse Right
It’s Hard to Live with a Nurse Because…
True Life: The World According to a Practice Nurse
This Time I Mean It
What’s In a Name
Nurses Do It Better
We Are a Funny Lot
Achy Breaky Neck
Can You Hear Me Now?
Nurses Whose Names Give Away a Tad Too Much
Beware: Mum Under Training
Woe to be The Kid of Nurse!
Chapter 4 SHALL I TELL YOU WHAT I THINK OF YOU?
Praise Nurses and Your Patients Will Live Forever or Die Happ