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PRODUCE YOUR OWN DAMN MOVIE!
Produce Your Own Damn Movie!
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Lloyd Kaufman, Lloyd Kaufman is one of the very few genuine auteur filmmakers. He has written, produced, and/or directed more than 25 films, including The Toxic Avenger, Terror Firmer, Tromeo and Juliet, and Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead. Kaufman is president of the world-famous Troma Entertainment, the oldest and, arguably, the longest-running truly independent film studio in history. He is also the president of the IFTA (Independent Film & Television Alliance), whose members produce more than 400 independent films and countless hours of television programming each year and generate more than $4 billion in distribution revenues annually.
Ashley Wren Collins

Description


When it comes to producing, no one speaks with more authority than Lloyd Kaufman, founder of the longest-running independent film studio, Troma Entertainment. He reveals the best ways to seek out investors, scout locations, hire crew and cast talent, navigate legalities, and stay within your budget. Featuring tips from some of the finest producers in the business (Mark Damon, James Gunn, Mark Harris, Tery Jones, Brad Kevoy, Stepehn Paul, and more!) , this book gives filmmakers practical tools for getting a movie shoot started, keeping it afloat and seeing it through to the end. Candid interviews, tips, tricks, and tidbits scattered throughout the book illustrate the many techniques you can employ to produce your own damn movie?Lloyd Kaufman shows you how it?s really done.

 

This volume reveals the secrets of producing a low-budget independent film. Covering everything about production from the initial movie idea, all the way through pre-production and up to the first day of principal photography (including budgeting concerns to production-damaging acts of God), you'll get the inside track to producing your own damn movie.

 

Produce Your Own Damn Movie! will be your step-by-step guide on the journey to:

* Maximize production values with a minimal budget

* Scout locations

* Different producing models

* Develop business plans

* Pre-selling your movie

 

Hysterical in tone, filmmakers and producers won't be able to put this book down.

Produce Your Own Damn Movie! is the second volume in the Focal Press series Your Own Damn Film School. Check out the first volume in the series, Direct Your Own Damn Movie!



Audience
Aspiring filmmakers and serious amateurs who are ready to make their own damn movie

Contents


Introduction: Charlie Kaufman is My Doppelganger or Why I Want to Blow My Fucking Brains Out

 



Preamble to Chapter 1 Ask Lloyd: Penniless in Pittsburgh




 




Chapter 1: Producing Models and Car Models or Producing America?s Next Top Tromodel


Producer Vocabulary Lesson #1: Executive Producer

Out with the Old??And in with the Who?

FIVE PRODUCING MODELS

Attempt #2 to define "Executive Producer" by Avi Lerner

 



Preamble to Chapter 2 Ask Lloyd: Nervous in Naples




 




Chapter 2: How I Got a Rabbi To Hate Jews or How I Let Oliver Stone Beat the Crap Out of Me to Hone His Producer Skills


Producer Vocabulary: Co-Executive Producer

Speaking of Yale?

But Enough About Halitosis?

Mark Harris Finds Art in the Passion, Not Necessarily the Deal

Don?t Believe in the Top 100, Top 10 or Top Anything Lists

Just Like JFK and Nixon?

How Steven Paul Got Started at the Ripe Old Age of 12

Joe Dante Explains the Ideal Relationship

Back to the Big Fuss

Mick Garris Distinguishes the Masters of Horrors

 



Preamble to Chapter 3 Ask Lloyd: So Close in So. Cal




 




Chapter 3: Film School or Porno?: Taint No Difference or My Dinner with Louis Su


Producer Vocabulary: Producer

Sage Advice from Roger Corman?Also Some Oregano Advice

Screenplay Excerpt from the Ho Tse Toh Tse Restaurant starring Louis Su, Lloyd Kaufman, David Chien and Reed Morano

Ernest Dickerson Does Not Dickerson Around

The Core of More from Roger Corman

A Note from Marianne Williamson to Lloyd

In the Trent-ches with Trent Haaga

 



Preamble to Chapter 4 Ask Lloyd: Losing It In Las Vegas




Chapter 4: Producing Movies Inevitably Gets You Stoned (and is Really, Really Hard) or A Union Dose of Some Shirley Jackson Optimism Goes a Long Way


Producer Vocabulary: Co-Producer

A Note from My Editrix

An E-mail Exchange with John Carpenter?s Assistant

The Ultimate Self-Stoning Job Or There?s a Hole in My Begel Bagel, Man: A Short History of David Begelman

A Lottery Ticket with a Big "?" on the Prize

Lloyd?s Assistant Matt Lawrence Explains How Shanley Gave Lloyd the Shaft?ley

Mark Harris Gets Stood Up By Oscar

You Don?t Have to Be a Shithead to be a Producer

Which Way Went Blair Witch?

Getting High-up at IHOP: Lessons from Stan Lee

Terry Jones Tells Us Why His Producer Was Not the Messiah, Just A Very Naughty Boy!

Quoth the Draven Ever More

Why Tamar Simon Hoffs Always Makes Up Three Different Budgets for the Same Film

The MPAA Lottery

Paul Hertzberg Advises Against Falling in Love with an Un-commercial Project

Avi Lerner and Buddy Giovinazzo Say Unions Cause America?s Lottery

My Perfect Night In

Making a Movie Sucks?"Why Are We Doing This?We Hate Making Movies!" by Stoning Victims Trey Parker and Matt Stone

This is Fucking Depressing?Anybody Else Want to Stop Reading and Go Out For a Beer?

 



Preamble to Chapter 5 Ask Lloyd: Eager in Erie




 




Chapter 5: Is There a Business Plan? Is IMDB Ass? or Secrets of Financing and Producing from the Pickled Brain of an Elaborate Non-Pyramid Schemer


Producer Vocabulary: Line Producer

A Note from My Editrix

Line Producer, Redefined

A Few Words via E-mail from my Co-author Ashley

Compare, Contrast, Coagulate!: Lloyd?s Producing and Acting Resumes on www.lloydkaufman.com and www.imdb.com

The Accidental Business Plan

Roger Corman Puts His Finger on the Money Question

Real Talk About Real Estate and "Reel" Mistakes

Avi Lerner Reminds Us That Producing is Not Just an Art, It?s a Business

Simple Math is My Favorite Kind?Call It Tro-Math

Brian Yuzna Tells You How Money Has Changed Over the Years

A Little More Exploitation for the Road

Jist So This Chipter Don?t Seam Two Poifect?

Intermission: Andy Deemer Production Diaries

 



Preamble to Chapter 6 Ask Lloyd: Starstruck in Starbucks




 




Chapter 6: Pre-Sell Your Flick in a Game of Five Card Stud or Go For a Straight Flush


Producer Vocabulary: Associate Producer

What Is the IFTA and Why You Mr./Ms. Producer, Ought to Give a Shit!

Just How Does the IFTA Define An "Independent Film"?

Why the Heck I Ran for IFTA Chairperson

What?s so Friggin? Important About the United States v. Paramount Pictures, Inc. in 1948?

What are the Financial Interest and Syndication Rules?

Lloyd Pens a Note to President Barack Obama

Comedy Central Proves My Point

Brian Yuzna Gives You a Lesson on the Evolution from the Video Age to the Modern Age

What is Pre-Selling?: Lloyd Asks Paul Hertzberg

More on That Pre-Selling Thing From A Sales Agent (Who, In My Opinion, is Also a Producer): An Interview with Kathy Morgan About Her Game of Five Card Stud (Actor, Director, Producer, Script, Domestic Distribution)

But Why Would I Need a Sales Agent? I Know How to Hustle! by Jean Prewitt

 



Preamble to Chapter 7 Ask Lloyd: Anxious in Anchorage




 




Chapter 7: Fuck Me Jesus on a Pogo Stick! - WHERE am I Going to Produce My Own Damn Movie? or The Secrets of The Location Vocation


Producer Vocabulary: Location Manager and Unit Production Manager

Location Locution: Choosing a Location and Getting it in Writing and Lots More

Hanger: A Case Study and Melvina Gets Her Groove On

What State Are You In?

From Permits to Credits: Lloyd?s Film Commmish Wife Pattie-Pie Gives You the Skinny on Incentives and Why the Film Commissioner of Where You Are Shooting Could Be Your Best Friend

Paul Hertzberg Gives Us a Reason to Stop Making Fun of Canadians

Bunny Hopping My Way to a Movie of the Future

My Catering Standards

Uh?How Do You Even Pay People to Begin With? – Setting Up an LLC

Whatever You Do, Get Insurance!

How Debbie Rochon Did Not Get a Hand or Can You Digit?

Brian Yuzna Also Defects North

Trent Haaga Gets Thrown in a Trent-ch on Location

Brian Yuzna Ran From the Indies to the Andes in his Undies?or at Least From Indonesia to Spain

Lloyd?s Brother Charles Kaufman Does Not Have Indo-Amnesia: The Director of Mother?s Day Suckles at the Breast of Producing in A Far Way Land

 



Preamble to Chapter 8 Ask Lloyd: Pumped Up In Peoria




 




Chapter 8: How To Do It Hollywood Style or Lloyd Kaufman is the Herpes of the Film Industry. He Won?t Go Away.


Producer Vocabulary: Assistant Producer

Producing, Directing and Lloyd, Oh My! By James Gunn

Working at Troma Isn?t Always Toxierrific! By Caroline Baron

The Two Heads of Lloyd Kaufman

Avi Lerner: A Rambo Style Rebel In Hollywood

Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor Crank It Up

The Duplass Brothers Motto: "Make Movies, Not Meetings"

Kingpin Brad Krevoy Un-masks the Hollywood Mystery: Powerful Agents Make Powerful Films Happen in a Powerful Way and the 411 About Producing Powerful Comedies

The Way In: High Voltage Wisdom from Neveldine and Taylor While Larry Cohen Says "God Told Me To Write a Great Script"

 



Preamble to Chapter 9 Ask Lloyd: Frustrated in Frankfurt




 




Chapter 9: Face the Music: Post-Production and Distribution or Pump Up Your Production to a Higher Level


Producer Vocabulary: Internet

The Commander-in-Chief Writes Back!

Joe Lynch Likes Makin? Music (Videos)

The Duplass Brothers Say Go For the Volume (and Neveldine and Taylor Interject)

Thank You For The Music by Dennis Dreith

Editing and Post-Production: Troma Fan Daniel Archambeault-May Teaches You Everything You Need to Know About Free Software to Produce and Edit Your Own Damn Movie

Herschell Gordon Lewis Says "Distribution, Distribution, Distribution"

Doing the Distribution Dance By Mark Damon

A Late Night E-mail from My Former Assistant and Former Co-Writer Sara

 



Preamble to Afterword


Ask Lloyd: Frugal in Fargo

 



TromAfterword


A Trio of E-mail Exchanges Among Ashley, Elinor and Lloyd, and A Final Final Ending to This Book About Producing

 

Index



Bibliographic details
Paperback, 312 pages, publication date: AUG-2009
ISBN-13: 978-0-240-81045-4
Imprint: FOCAL PRESS

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